Why I’m Getting Up Early Tomorrow

chris/ February 27, 2008

Breakfast

Reason enough for anyone. That damned soy milk is red! That probably is because the soybeans kept nipping at my hands while I was milking them. They’re vicious! And I was raised in between soybean fields and corn fields, so I’m no newcomer to legume lactation.

**NOTE: video has been edited**

Anyway, I was so excited taking that picture that I forgot to stop my popcorn. So here’s a video of me eating the burnt popcorn with chopsticks (because I have this OCD thing about my fingers smelling like food, and incidentally, it seems that the chopsticks would make for great physical therapy for my elbow and wrist—that shit is way harder than it used to be!). Enjoy!

3 Comments

  1. you’re right about the length…when I did the first breakfast video, I wanted to make it about 1 minute, like a commercial. Last night I was maybe tired enough not to be thinking clearly!

  2. that sounds like you came up with the idea… ……………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………………. ……….. is my silent treatment working???

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