So tomorrow this Large Hadron Collider thing kicks off, and it’s bound to create a black hole that annihilates Earth and the rest of the solar system. For nihilists, annihilation must be pretty exciting. For the rest of us, it might kinda suck. Oh well.
In other news, I received an interesting random spam(?) message today:
>Donna Werner wrote: >From: “Donna Werner” >To: >Subject: voter registration info >Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 07:51:12 -0600 > >http://www.dmv.org/co-colorado/voter-registration.php# > >http://www.bouldercounty.org/clerk/elections/InformationforCollegeStudents.html > >Erin, >Here are a couple sites about registering to vote and mail in ballots. The tricky >part for all of you in Nicaragua is that the mail in comes to your home and then >someone will have to send it to you and then you have to make sure to mail it back >to the right office here in Boulder. The other sneakier way it to have someone you >trust fill out your mail in, forge your signature and mail it back. It’s such a >crucial election that the 4 votes from you boys really is important to get counted! >Xx donna
I’m puzzled. Maybe someone legitimately meant to send this to someone else? It almost reads like it could be the sort of thing meant to scare uptight xenophobes into thinking that Nicaraguans are trying to steal the election, but that really wouldn’t make any sense at all. Everyone knows that Nicaraguans hate democracy. Oh well.
By the way, I’m giving up on the spam blog. I simply don’t have time. Sorry for all of you who’d hoped that the Internet would reveal the Ultimate Truth by way of spam messages to me. What can I say; not everyone is cut out to deliver salvation.