Having a choice between peeing into A) the belly that [allegedly] begat Christ or B) the mouth of a crocodile.
I suppose I’ll have plenty of time on the flight over to China to decide.
[thanks for the link, E]
What’s Better Than Peeing with a View?
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Holy Mary, Mother of God, prayer for us sinners, now and at the time of our bladder relief.
…because caffeine is just the beginning.
i would go for Mary (heard she is a dirty whore and into the golden showers)