Dear Sir or Madam:
In regard to your recent application for friend ship
we regret to inform you that you have been
Unfortunately, positions in this organization
are currently very limited,
and we are reserving the open positions
for those who are more promising candidates.
We would like to extend you deepest
for your interest
in this position, and warmest wishes
of luck in your future attempts
to secure meaningful relationships.
Not Yours in any manner—